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Random Synapse Misfire

Vol. One

Release Date: December 25th, 2018

Series: Random Synapse Misfire

Volume: 1

Available formats: ebook, audiobook, paperback

Journey into a world where, despite appearances, nothing is quite right. This is a place where everyday life takes a turn for the macabre.

From the Flap

Welcome to a world where everything around you is just a little… off. A world where shadows house monsters, where danger sits in wait below the calm surface.

Welcome to Random Synapse Misfire.

First, we’ll join a small group of travelers as they embark on the final ferry crossing of the night. As the vessel pulls away from the shore, all seems well. Then, as if triggered by something passing underneath, all hell breaks loose. Some strange force lays siege to the passengers and crew. What is it, and will it leave anyone alive?

Next, we’ll visit a small midwestern town named Hoxie on what should be just another day. As citizens go about their lives, a siren sounds in the distance. When people fall ill, suspicion turns to the agricultural research facility on the outskirts of town. A small group, trying to escape, learn that whatever is in the air isn’t the only threat.

Then we’ll finish up with a visit to Lenny Pierce, a small-time crook. We find him making his way to meet his crew at a dive bar. See, a source tipped Lenny off to a mansion just outside of town. The wealthy owners are out of town, leaving their possessions easy pickings. However, Lenny soon learns that some offers are indeed too good to be true.

Grab a drink, settle in, and lose yourself in this parallel world. Just be sure to leave the lights on.

Characters

The Night Ferry

Balding Man
Passenger; living embodiment of a midlife crisis
Bearded Man
Passenger; just wants his nicotine
Herman Ingram (cameo)
Vacationing journalist
Hurricanes T-Shirt
Passenger
Young Blonde Woman
Companion of the balding man; way out of his league

Hoxie

Allen Robertson
Volunteer fireman
Bruce Buckner
Local farm owner
Edgar
Sick farmhand
Edna Kent
Steve's wife
Effie Sanders
Single mother of two
Ernie Talbot
Conspiracy theorist
Jon Hinton
QNI Security Officer
Paul Stephens
Sick farmhand
Ralph Ward
Sick farmhand
Robbie Severn
USMC Veteran; battling PTSD
The Scientist
Works at QNI research facility
Steve Kent
Owns the local hardware store
Tom Judge
Manager of Bruce's farm

Lights Out

Allen Bain
Member of Lenny's crew; security expert
The Family
Unholy father, mother, and children
Lenny Pierce
Small-time crook; always looking for "the big one"
Mr. Anton
Representative of The Family
The Ogre
Riff-raff outside of Hank's Tavern
Stanley Williams
Member of Lenny's crew; wheelman
Stu Grainger
Member of Lenny's crew; unhinged muscle

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Preview

A light September fog was rolling in off of the Hatteras Inlet, oozing up and swallowing the few cars that waited to board the last ferry of the night from Ocracoke to Hatteras. The crew was busy prepping the boat, a noble workhorse christened as Frisco, for the midnight crossing.

There were just four vehicles waiting to emplane: a black SUV, a small and sporty red convertible, a beat to shit pickup truck of indiscriminate color and a silver Crown Victoria. The combination of the late hour and the onset of fall had conspired to whittle down the typically heavy traffic for the crossing.

The night was clear, save for the eerie fog that had lurched up from the still surface of the dark water. There was a light breeze coming in from the East but no clouds overhead, just a bright moon accompanied by countless twinkling stars.

Boarding began at 12:01 AM, each vehicle guided to a specific spot by the crew. Two minutes later the ferry was on its way, cutting a swath through the moonlit water as people began to exit their vehicles and walk around the deck.

A completely average looking middle aged couple emerged from the SUV and made their way to the upper level to get a better view of the silvery night. Out of the pickup stepped a young man wearing a Carolina Hurricanes T-shirt, a scraggly mustache fighting to take hold on his upper lip.

The convertible, top down, held two occupants. The driver was a balding man with greying temples who appeared to be in his mid to late forties. His companion was a woman maybe half his age with thick blonde hair. She was encased in a red dress that both matched the car’s color and pressed her breasts up nearly to her neck. Resting on her chest between them was a pendant, its stone a near perfect match to her dazzling green eyes.

The young man from the truck walked past the ragtop, stealing a not-so-subtle glance at the blonde’s cleavage as he moved towards the rear of the boat. She noticed and flashed him a coy smile, which caused his face to get hot and flushed. He scurried on his way as her companion prattled on about a real estate deal that he was about to close.

Watching all of this in silence was the driver of the large sedan, a bearded man in his mid-thirties. He sat, bathed in the faint green glow of the instrument panel, puffing on an electronic cigarette as the kid stumbled past on his way towards the rear of the boat. He exhaled a plume of vapor as he turned his head to look out at the dark water, wholly unaware of the crewman standing by his door.

“Sir, there’s no smoking on board.”

The man turned in his seat, startled by the unexpected sound. The crewman pointed to the ecig and shook his head.

“It’s electronic, vapor,” the man in the car said.

“No tobacco use is permitted by law on board any ferry that is in service in the state of North Carolina,” the crewman replied.

The man in the car cracked a small, sardonic grin.

“And you don’t find that just a little ironic?”

The crewman said nothing, though he looked at the man disapprovingly. It was the sort of look that a mother would give a child on the verge of a tantrum.

“Okay, okay,” the man said, holding his left hand up in a gesture of acquiescence as he laid the device on the seat next to him with his right.

The crewman turned to walk away, yelling something indistinct to the young man from the pickup truck.

The bearded man reached to open his door and exit his car when a blinding flash filled the air. The arrival of the brilliant flare seemed to slow time down to a crawl, or at least his perception of it. He saw the crewman who had just reprimanded him, his body inundated by what looked like white fire. Blazing tendrils grew out of the mass, licking wildly at the air around him, seeming to search for another body to assail.

The crewman lurched towards the sedan, reaching a hand out in a desperate attempt to gain some type of relief. Inside, the bearded man crawled away, his ass dragging across the front bench seat until his back slammed into the passenger door. The stricken man pressed his forehead against the window gently, barely making contact with the glass. As he raised his eyes to look inside, the lights in the instrument panel began to flicker. The radio, which had been off, turned on, its volume fluctuating up and down wildly as it scanned through the AM band.

“Help me.”